arrangers:
- link: artist/15769
  names:
    en: Chris Porter
barcode: '1827849632914'
catalog: N/A
categories:
- Artist Discography
category: Artist Discography
classification: Original Work
composers:
- link: artist/15769
  names:
    en: Chris Porter
covers: []
discs:
- disc_length: '12:56'
  name: Disc 1
  tracks:
  - names:
      English: Flying Caveman
    track_length: '2:36'
  - names:
      English: Over the Desert
    track_length: '2:13'
  - names:
      English: Through the Woods
    track_length: '2:25'
  - names:
      English: To the Ocean
    track_length: '2:13'
  - names:
      English: Spaaace!
    track_length: '3:29'
distributor: &id001
  link: org/965
  names:
    en: Bandcamp
    ja: Bandcamp
    ja-latn: Bandcamp
  role: retailer
link: album/74969
lyricists: []
media_format: Digital
meta:
  added_date: 2018-02-04T19:57
  edited_date: 2022-09-15T13:25
  fetched_date: 2026-01-14T20:42
  ttl: 86400
  visitors: 944
name: Flying Caveman!
names:
  en: Flying Caveman!
  ja: Flying Caveman!
  ja-latn: Flying Caveman!
notes: 'Flying Caveman! An Original Album

  "A caveman was sitting boredly on his rump when a bird flew by overhead. The caveman
  was jealous of the bird and decided that he too should be able to travel freely
  through the air. What wonders awaited him in the far reaches of the land he did
  not know, but he surely wanted to find out. Inspired by his curiosity, he began
  to build a device. Through trial and many errors, he at last succeeded in constructing
  a working catapult (the world''s first!), and a pair of wings, crude but functional
  - one just needed to flap once airborne. Looking proudly on the fruits of his labor
  the caveman positioned his eager rump in the sunken recess of the giant spoon, bent
  to almost breaking, and cut the rope. Very quickly through the air he went. And
  what a sight it was! A FLYING CAVEMAN! Ahead he could see an expansive desert. He
  crossed into its sweltering domain. Wiping his wrinkled, sweaty brow he stared in
  awe at the sand dunes as they passed beneath him. The caveman continued to fly.
  Approaching fast was an enormous wood, with towering trees as high as he. He entered
  into it, gliding past the woodland giants'' peaks, narrowly escaping harm. The caveman
  continued to fly. In the distance he could hear a crashing sound. It was waves!
  He had reached the ocean. Never had he seen something so large, an endless blanket
  of blue. But even the sight of this was not enough. He wanted more. The caveman
  continued to fly. He turned his eyes upward and began his ascent. Up and up into
  the sky he went until it was no longer blue. Until it was no longer sky! An infinite
  sea of black dotted with tiny stars. He had come as far as he could go. He could
  not return, for no matter how hard he tried he could not change direction. And there
  was only silence. The caveman calmly reflected on his accomplishments and his sacrifices
  as he floated through space, eternally grateful for all he had been able to see."

  ---

  All music composed, arranged, mixed and mastered by Chris Porter

  Cover design by Chris Porter

  GoodDog Plain font by Fonthead Design (used with permission)'
organizations:
- &id002
  names:
    en: Chris Porter
    ja: Chris Porter
    ja-latn: Chris Porter
  role: publisher
- *id001
performers: []
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picture_thumb: https://thumb-media.vgm.io/albums/96/74969/74969-1517803098.png
publish_format: Commercial
publisher: *id002
related: []
release_date: '2018-01-29'
release_events: []
release_price:
  currency: USD
  price: 4.0
reprints: []
stores:
- link: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07C68DRS8/ref=dm_ws_sp_ps_dp
  name: Amazon
- link: http://chrisportermusic.bandcamp.com/album/flying-caveman
  name: Bandcamp
- link: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/flying-caveman-ep/1372362153
  name: iTunes (U.S.)
- link: http://open.spotify.com/album/6UZH44kUSnRV3nzzBs3Myj
  name: Spotify
vgmdb_link: https://vgmdb.net/album/74969?perpage=99999
votes: 0
